English Puzzle

From the Kids

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ?
'cause 7 ate 9.

 Q: Name four members of the cat family.
A. Momma cat, Dadda cat and two kittens

Glenda: A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday stayed two nights and left on Friday.
 How could that be?

Joey: I don't know. Glenda: His horse's name was Friday.

Q: Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A. Because he wasn't very hungry.

Joey: I lost my dog.
Lauren: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?

Joey: Don't be silly! He can't read

 Mom knocked on the door and said, "John, get up! You have to go to school."
John said, "Mom, I don't want to go to school and I have   2 good reasons. I'm tired and all the kids make fun of  me."
Mom replied, "You have to go to school and I'll give you 2 good reasons. You're a grown man and you're the principal!"

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